Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Rotulando y Triunfando.

Gracias @CharlieAndres
(y al @Twittecato también)

Está escrito en código. "Mantequilla de Cantabria" es mucosa. "Frutas del bosque" es  ladilla.


¿What HOUAR is it?


FRIDAY'S: mámame el bicho. Puerto Rico Triunfa.

Tembleque en inglés es "unsteady". En serio.

Un sabio mensaje a todos los periqueros de Puerto Rico.


Sigue la flecha y después de la segunda luz coge a la derecha; un hombre te ofrecerá "mango -piña".


Este caballero, un día vio una silla de ruedas y exclamó: "de seguro, si me pongo unos guantes de ciclista y me siento en esa silla con una camisa bien cagá, hago más chavos que ahora". En ese entonces, este caballero era "personal trainer" y tenía un part-time de mesero en Chili's. Un aplauso por ponerse creativo pa' pedir chavos. Hoy en día vive en Paseo Caribe. ¿Qué mensaje le envía este triunfo a los demás que piden en las luces sin tener éxito? Ponte guantes de ciclista y triunfarás.


Yo le hubiese añadido: "o muérete pal' carajo. A menos que tengas guantes de ciclista.


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30 comments:

  1. matuzalemJanuary 4, 2011 at 10:32 PM

    JAJAJAJAJA@@!!!!

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  2. UnknownJanuary 4, 2011 at 10:58 PM

    esos chochitos deben estar bien ricos...

    yo pense que Tembleque en ingles se decia Temblekaytion

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  3. NerdoteJanuary 4, 2011 at 11:07 PM

    YO TAMBIÉN!

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  4. YaryJanuary 5, 2011 at 1:01 AM

    Temblekaytion.... JAJAJAJAJAJAJ!!!

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  5. Chencho en su casaJanuary 5, 2011 at 1:39 AM

    En la la piñero o la roosvelt hay un sitio de tripletas que se llama La Tripletota de Tati, no es tripeo pasen si van de rio piedras a guaynabo les queda a la derecha, y pa acabar de joder la manera en que han escrito el letrero obligao lees la triple tota de tati

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2011 at 3:07 AM

    jajaja no es al tripletota de tati es la triple tota de zamilu i mira su facebook http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=67022492200 jajaja lo mas cabron son las bebidas el pingazo y la tota colora

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  7. ESOEZJanuary 5, 2011 at 8:51 AM

    mere???

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  8. UnknownJanuary 5, 2011 at 9:13 AM

    una bebida que se llama la tota colora?

    he encontrado mi hogar...


    yo vi un tipo en una guaguita que vendia hot dogs con un letrero que decia "No me Roben Los Hot Dogs." PR esta jodio mano... no es lo mismo ya.

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  9. NerdoteJanuary 5, 2011 at 11:37 AM

    Cierto es. Robar hotdogs es algo bastante bajo.

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  10. NerdoteJanuary 5, 2011 at 11:37 AM

    Cierto es. Robar hotdogs es algo bastante bajo.

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  11. PrometeoJanuary 5, 2011 at 5:39 PM

    Me gustaría econtrarme con el tipo de la silla de ruedas y decirle que pase la tarjeta mía de crédito para que cobre ahí a ver que me dice.

    Adelante y éxito.

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  12. UnknownJanuary 5, 2011 at 6:08 PM

    ese de la silla de ruedas corre to santurce

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  13. NerdoteJanuary 6, 2011 at 3:02 AM

    si mano.

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  14. OriannaJanuary 6, 2011 at 3:30 PM

    So ... te cobró los $3 por sacarle la foto?

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  15. NerdoteJanuary 6, 2011 at 4:19 PM

    cuál?

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  16. UnknownJanuary 8, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    Unsteady..........

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  17. Mio~MioJanuary 9, 2011 at 10:12 PM

    El de los Guates se pasa por casa... Pero se te olvidaron pal de detalles de la makinita pa las tarjetas de créditos y el mensaje el ingles pq el trabaja pa la compa~ia de turismo y tiene que traducirlo todo!!

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  18. alozuldoJanuary 16, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    ajajajjajaaj no habia visto estas fotos

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