Friday, November 18, 2011

Damas y caballeros, con ustedes; Andrea de Castro Font #AndreaQuotes





Esta pendejá la vi en El Vocero.

Vámonos en un viaje "a lo cribs" del hogar de Andrea de Castro Font mientras conocemos un poco más acerca este ser ilustre. Lo más que me tripea es lo bien ubicadas que están las fotos de su padre. Eso y que el video empieza como una película porno.

De tal palo tal astilla.

#AndreaQuotes

"Además de salir en la prensa y todas esas cosas que ustedes ven de mi, pues, hay una niña que sigue aquí y se me ha hecho bien difícil que la gente vea quién realmente yo soy".

"Mi playlist es un poco famoso en twitter"

"He tenido que trabajar y hacer muchas cosas para tener mi cuarto, mi closet, como yo lo quiero".

"Realmente yo he dedicado mi tiempo a estar en mi casa y a enfocarme en mi papá, aunque no parezca". <--- esto después de que vimos una foto de su pai metía en un cachibache del closet abajo de un sticker que dice "i'm ignoring you".

"A veces me atacan por diferentes medios de comunicación y nos son justos conmigo como deberían de serlo".

102 comments:

  1. Lo si hay que aceptar es que está bien rica y tiene unos melones exageraos! ♥

    att: Kikito

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  2. Que clases TETAS!!!! Puñeta que meto la cara ahí y le hago brrrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrr.

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  3. Cágate en tu madre so puta, en eso que llamas hogar están las contribuciones que yo pagué hace tres años y que tu viejo se robó.

    BTW, tetas grandes en una gorda, no es tener tetas grandes. Eso es solo manteca.

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  4. No escuche casi nada de lo que dijo LAS TETAS ME LLAMARON LA ATENCION DEMASIADO

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  5. Tabonuco Pero que una rusa con matenca no la monta

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  6. Esta bn rica en esa casa debe haber un chingoteo triunfal. Y ella bn rampletera con reaggeton a to fuete
    Att. E.lugo

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  7. brrrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrr x 10

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  8. yo comi de ahi , y es bi

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  9. Andrea digan lo que digan,que rico debe ser ponerte en cuatro y ver esas tetas brincar ah? chingar contigo y escucharte gritar debe ser magistral.... claj'e tetas mas ricas.

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  10. Un pequeño Fact para todos esas tetas fueron su regalo de cumpleaños a los 15 :) jajajajaja

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  11. el vocero le da las gracias a La Cabeza de Christian y a un tal Sebastian? esto es bien loco... jajajajajajajaj

    que bueno pa venirsele en las tetas mil veces... que se quede vestida pero sin panties...

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  12. #Teta #Teta #Teta #Teta #Teta!!!!!!

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  13. Nena tu eres bruta como se te ocurre enseñar tu casa y decir que vives sola, con 20 años, etc... tu no sabes como estan las cosas aqui en PR. Además esto lo haces para llamar la atención pq no dices nada coherente...Q mal te vá, AIRHEAD!

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  14. Mano yo creo que está cool que El Vocero le tire un mention a quien le pasó el vid.

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  15. Alguien tiene q tener fotos de ella q las tire al medio lol

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  16. Me motive a ver este Video por sus Dos Grandes Razones!!

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  17. Me detuve por 2 razones inmensas para ver eso...

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  18. Ay cabrón..."paso a otro mundo hace tiempito". O sea que la abuela está en el planeta de Avatar.

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  19. Esta cabrona esta pa venirse en la cara y decirle "Donde esta pai ahora?!?!"

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  20. tetas de casto font tiene toda la reazon.tetas.

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  21. hahahah la cabrona dice que le va bien!!! no joda huelebich yo a los 20 años trabajaba en baskin robbins y vivia con mis papas(que ninguno ha estau en prision por robar) mano alguien secuestrela cortele las tetas y envienmelas por correo.att anibal lector.

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  22. Toy encojonau' con ella, pero a la misma ves tengo el bicho medio parau'. Well this is awkward.

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  23. Ella maduró? WTF? Yo tengo 20 años, mi papá está preso, el sabe donde yo estoy y me cuida. OK ... Acaso tenía cascabeles? Por mi madre que escuchaba cascabeles cuando Tetanic caminaba ...

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  24. "Béicicly" #AndreaQuotes

    BTW, Tabo, no seas tan hater. Hay gorditas que están bien ricas. En realidad las flacas son las feas. Uy!

    ¡QUE VIVAN LAS TETAS!

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  25. Tiene más tetas que @verolero.

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  26. Dejaria q me haga senda Rusa !!

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  27. hahaahaha donde esta el bote para vomitar... No es salir mi gente! es que no te vayas pata' bajo cuando lo hagas!

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  28. Dios bendiga esas tetas.

    Dios bendiga esas tetas.

    Dios bendiga esas tetas.

    Dios bendiga esas tetas.

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    Dios bendiga esas tetas.

    Dios bendiga esas tetas.

    Dios bendiga esas tetas.

    Dios bendiga esas tetas.

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  29. El que está encojonao' pero a la vez tiene el bicho parao' me mató.

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  30. Andreita... que pena que seas tan deliciosa tan morona... ya lo dijeron, a quien se le ocurre hablar de tu privacidad y postearlo hayyy... girly educate, ni modo todo en un solo diseño no se puede tener.. pero voy ha ti sigue superandote... by the way el reggeton world te va ha descojonar, salte pronto antes que sea demasiado tarde. Si es que deseas, como dice tu FB, tirarte a la politca como servidora... para tomarte en serio.

    Peace for all!!!

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  31. Quien quiere ser ella la proxima Paris Hilton Boricua??? Bitch

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  32. brrbrrrbrrbrbrbrrrrrr una rusa y un tiro de leche bn cabron!

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  33. Vamos a pensar en el futuro y revelar los posibles títulos para el futuro video íntimo "leakeado" de Andrea:

    Papi's Little Girl
    Sandungueando Sola
    Andrea's Famous Playlist
    En Casa de Andrea

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  34. "Nena dóblate, pa hacerte como el hacen a tu pai toa las noches... Toma cabrona, en las tetas!"

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  35. wao, Cristian Ortega le esta dando pa bajo a la tipa esa? Que asco, yo no quiero heredar la cama de mi pai, saber que ahí violo a mi mai o se lo metio a par de machos tambien... uuuuuuy! fooooo y que haya leche de negro, que ascooooo! a ella le debe gustar la morronga de negro porque oye reggaeton. AnooorFuckingMal!!!! jajajajajajaja

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  36. Romperle el culo y decirle... asi se lo rompen a tu paiii mientra la apreto la teta derecha y veo brincar la izquierda... jajjaajaj

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  37. Que TETAS mas JUGOSAS!!! ta bueno pa clavartela y mientras le chupas una le agarras la otra

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  38. PU~ETA la tiro a esa cama de tigre esnua y le hago una clase de rusa a esas tetotas!!!!! KRAJO!!!!

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  39. No es que sean grandes, es que son hermosas! Yo con una mujer así ni le haría caso al crico. Eso sería rusa 24/7.


    PD: Pa mi que a Tabonuco lo que le gusta es el güebo. Una mujer no es gorda mientras tenga mas tetas que pipa.

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  40. No.

    Solo que mis ojos pasan por encima de mujeres que están mucho más duras que la chona esa cuyas tetas son tan innecesariamente grandes como lo es dios, que tu, posiblemente no sabrías ni manejar.

    ah Tipo coge estándares mamabicho.

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  41. Mamita si por carne maúllas aki esta la TUYA!!! que pelota de TETAS!!!

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  42. Pa manejar esas tetas se necesita una licencia de vehículos pesados pero igual me monto!

    Tabonuco, sabes a quien le gustan las mujeres sin casne? A los chinos. Los mismo chinos que despues viajan a Tailandia a clavarse un nene de 12 años. Con tanta mujer rica que hay en este pais (empezando por la Fontita) y a ti te va a gustar el güebo? Hombe no!

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  43. http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/9834/sufrimientoytriunfodesm.jpg

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  44. creo que esto comprueba que el reggaeton mata neuronas! mira so estupida eres una verguenza! fotos con los pelota d drogos esos que sales en las fotos que lo mas seguro le metieron a la nieve igual ke tu antes de hacer esta basura de video creo ke fueron los fuckin 5 minutos sumando lo ke vi del video y lo ke me tarde en escribir en este comment, lee, instruyete, encargate de indagar y de conocer pq a tu pai si lo sacan de ahi adentro es la muestra de ke el fuckin departamento de justicia correccion y policia de este pais vale menos de lo ke vale tu pai ke tras de pillo chota, me cago en tus mielda de tetas de embuste pagadas por PUERTO RICO!

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  45. Si esas tetas las mantuve yo con mis contribuciones, creo que me merezco una ride. Echa esas tetas pa aca y contribuye con una rusa!

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  46. Me imagino que ninguno de ustedes tiene ni hermanas..ni sobrinas..ni HIJAS! Por que estoy seguro que no les gustaria que hablaran asi de ella..sea lo que sea y se vea como sea no hay razon para hablar tan sucio!

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  47. Esa hija de mil putas está como para hacerle una rusa en las tetas con el super bicho de mierda mío y secar mi leche con mis planillas de contribución sobre ingresos.

    Me cago en tu madre hija de mil putas y si tuvira una hija así la tiro por un pastizal por loíza llena de negros bellacos y le den yesca hasta dejarle los huecos hecho mierda, literalmente.

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  48. Si yo tuviera una hija así me meterían preso por incesto.

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  49. Que FUCKING!! tetas mas cabronas y btw hay que darle credito a esa tipa por que hay que tener cojones pa enseñar cuan bien tu estas y cuan lleno esta tu closet despues que metieron a tu pai preso por corrupcion.

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  50. Todos por favor un minuto de silencio por el jangueo tan impoartante que esta pobre joven se pierde.

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  51. ¿La próxima Ana Cacho?

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  52. Volvi a ver este Video hoy a ver si escuchaba lo que ella decia, pero nuevamente sus TETAS no me dejan concentrarme...

    Que claje' Tetas!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ( o ) ( o )

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  53. A ver si La Cámara Que Chicha se anima a ofrecerle buen dinero a esta nena pa que haga una película porno!!! Yo quiero verla gritando como una guinea mientras la clavan por todos sus rotos!!!

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  54. Tabonuco jodio ridiculo! Que quieres decir que tu solo te chingas mujeres delgadas? Que maricon hijo de puta eres jejeje Yo creo que las que tu te tiras ni se aproximan a Andreita! ya quisieras tu. Cabron sigue so~ando con la paja mental imbecil! jajajajaja!!

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