Friday, January 7, 2011

¡Feliz día de los Reyes Magos Boricua!



No. No voy a hablar del tipo que encerróasu familia en una casa y los quemó pal' carajo en lo que supuestamente era una fiestecita de navidad. Tampoco voy a hablar del chamaco de 14 años que fue víctima de una bala perdida este año nuevo, que de hecho, dijeron que sabían quién era el culpable pero ajá, se olvidaron o algo así.

Voy a hablar del triunfo que se llevó a cabo el Día de Reyes del 2011 en la isla del Encanto; Puerto fucking Rico. Primero que nada; ¿Es idea mía o hace par de años murió un bebé en la jodia actividá esa? ¿No fue por el calor o por deshidratación o algo así?

Anyways, curiosamente no vengo a cagarmele en los cesamentos de la madre del gobierno ni de quién puñeta haya sido la brillante idea de esta actividad. Vengo a felicitar a todos y cada uno de los elementos que se dieron cita allí hoy. Ustedes son excepcionales. ¡En serio!

¡Un aplauso pa' ustedes mismos puñeta!

Esa actitud de "yo hago lo que sea por mis hijos" TIENE QUE SER RECONOCIDA(!!!) y puñeta, aunque sea lo último que haga, prestaré los espacios de este foro para que ese hecho se haga realidad. Reconozcamos todos, a todos (las redundancias tripean) y cada uno de esos papás y mamás que lucharon contra viento y marea por recibir regalos en nombre de la felicidad, en este gran día. Felicitemos a todos los padres que metieron a sus hijos en un espacio amistoso y feliz en este tan importante día de los Reyes Magos.

Una festividad globalmente reconocida como "el día en el cual mis hijos TIENEN que tener un cabrón regalo". ¿La pasaste bien? Me alegro puñeta.

Gracias @DarkCoqui

82 comments:

lcolon91 said...

Un apaluso a los mismos empleados robando juguete,son los fuking mejores!! wujuu! hahahaha!

ESOEZ said...

Que nítido!

Prometeo said...

A la verdad que parece que este gobiero se esfuerza por ser pero y peor cada día.

Hay una foto de una muchacha que se desmayó y le echaron agua y parecía que estaba en un Wet T-Shirt Contest mano. Si la tipa ve la foto en el periódico de seguro demanda a Primera Hora.

Adelante y éxito.

Adelante y éxito.

ESOEZ said...

Coño yo no he visto esa foto! LINKEA!!

JavierOmar said...

¿Fue ésta la foto?

http://www.primerahora.com/XStatic/primerahora/images/espanol/262925_25.jpg

WayuseiPR said...

Regalos Gratis > bebes de par de meses. Y no se discute.

El Blogiante said...

Solo la ELITE Boricua se dio cita.

Anonymous said...

Y esos mismos morones son los que eligen a los gobiernos de turno. La democracia es todo un #triunfo.

Unknown said...

aqui esta el resumen de la noticia de forma que todo el mundo lo puede entender

http://storify.com/michaeldcc/el-gran-dia-de-reyes-en-el-coliseo-roberto-clement

y la encuesta que lo dice todo:

http://twtpoll.com/25dte9

Nerdote said...

Gracias Javier Omar por la foto.

Nerdote said...

Manny Ya voté.

Anonymous said...

pues si la jodía gente no dependieran del gobierno, no tenían q ir a pedir, cabrones, parecen gusanos comiéndose a puerto rico, ni que se dijera q fuera comida coÑo

Nerdote said...

De todos, modos, el bienestar de NADIE depende de un regalo o una computadora.

Ley La Terrorista said...

los cabrones fueron en busca de regalos pa sus nenes o de computadoras para ellos ver porno? no me vengan con esa cabroneria a mi puñeta!

nerdote te quedo perfecto te amo maldito

Anonymous said...

puerto rico es mierda mano

JavierOmar said...

http://puertochan.org/%C3%B1/src/129442279957.jpg

Y eso que es la fila para un regalo para sus hijos, imáginese si hubiese sido un terremoto y la fila fuera la de comida...

darko flores said...

Yo no sé... o soy muy pendejo para pensar que toda esta gente son unos malditos cuponeros TODOS, o me compadezco demasiado y soy más pendejo aún...

No es que defienda a las madres que abogaban para que le regalaran a su hijo de dos y tres años una laptop pero la verdad es que en PR hay pobreza y hay gente que de verdad necesita. Lo peor de todo es que los más que necesitaban no se dieron cita a esta repartición, como se supone que hubiese sido.

DollWar said...

Primero que nada mala organizacion. Lo otro, no esperen que la gente actue de otra manera cuando nos han ense~ado que la felicidad esta en lo material. A pesar de que hay una supuesta crisis economica la gente celebra las navidades practicamente en un shopping mall. Me pregunto que harias tu si no tienes dinero en navidad y si no tienes una pc o laptop?

Y para los que hablan despectivamente de los "cuponeros" dejame recordarte que lamentablemente son producto del sistema de gobierno y los verdaderos mantenidos son ELLOS.

antigonum cajan said...

La premisa de todo este analisis es un tanto hueca.

Donde esta escrito que los ninhos todos, TIENEN que tener juguetes?

En mi infancia unos tenian, la mayoria NO.
Muchos construian por si mismos los juguetes.

Asi que todo se resuelve sin llevar a cabo esta ridicula tradicion, fuera de todo contexto.

Joey said...

Puerto Rico lo hace mejor mano.... esto es un Triunfo del dia de reyes!

Unknown said...

Por mi los podian matar a todos con gas alli mismo. Normal.

ESOEZ said...

En verdá q eso estuvo nienalgarete y esperemos q no vuelva a pasar. normal.

Mio~Mio said...

A mi me dijeron dike dieron laptops!!!

El Leonardillo said...

Jajajajaja que pavera me dio el gordo este que dice que en Puerto Rico hay pobreza.

PAPI ESTE PAIS ES UN PARAISO!!

Aqui hay cupones, aqui nadie se muere de hambre. Hay walgreens y cvs alfrente uno del otro. En que pais hay eso dime? Hay que aprender a valorar lo que Dios nos ha dado, pero los sociocomunistas estos siguen soñando con Call Of Duty y que van a montarla como Fidel, NO SEñOR!

Que clase de paquete, ni que en PR hay pobreza.

Anonymous said...

El leonardillo donde carajos tu vives? En PR no hay pobreza y si vas a la capital hay gente sin hogar durmiendo en la calle? Imbecil! Y de seguro nunca te has ido un barrio donde hay casas donde no se puede vivir.

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