Wednesday, December 31, 2008

El 2009 me Lacta la Pinga.


Esta vida es cruel. ¿Y que mejor cosa a hacerle a algo cruel, que ponerla a lactar bicho? El 2008 fue un año lleno de esperanza. Pero el fruto que terminó rindiendo fué más porquería que un par de tenises marca MacGregor (que las venden en Kmart y duran menos que un chicle PAL). Yo le digo al 2009 que se ponga en cuclillas y a lactar pinga se ha dicho. ¡Ah! Y que me mire a los ojos mientras lacta. También tripiaría que lo escupa bien cabrón y termine con un cagaero de baba bien demente. Y ya que estamos dictando como va a ser que el 2009 me va a lactar el bicho a mi, solicito que me hable sucio entre chupaítas. Que me diga cosas como: "Nerdote, imagínate soy un pote, deposita lo tuyo aqui, no te agotes". Y entonces me vengo bien cabrón en los ceros. 2009, no significas nada para mi, y por eso te humillé como la puta que eres.
BREGAR CON PAINT NO ES TAN FÁCIL COMO PENSABA. LAS LETRITAS NO SE COMO HACERLAS GRANDES. EL COLOR BROWN REPRESENTA AL "2008 COMPORTÁNDOSE COMO UN MOJÓN" Y EL COLOR VERDE REPRESENTA ÁL "2008 BREGANDO AFUEGOTE".FUI MUY GENEROSO CON EL VERDE.

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Jonmicol said...

jajaja....lo mejor es que le pusistes un crical de subjects abajo!! jajaja! El 2010 yo creo que sera mejor por tener un 1 entre los 00 y se ve masa!!

Nerdote said...

el 2010 sería un fucking obstacle course!

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