Thursday, December 11, 2008

no te asomes!


Mano, las otras noches esperaba en el parking de Plaza las Americas en lo que mi mai salía del banco. Fue recientemente así que plaza estaba lleno porque la gente cobró el bono y aja, vamos a comprarnos playstations, plasmas, outfits en Coach y que se joda, nos jampeamos par de barras de chocolate en Godiva. Así estaba. Tuve suerte y conseguí meterme en un spot bastante cerca a donde mai iba a salir. Como por la noche no hay buenos reporteros en Red96 (lo que hay es un panel de jovenes, que claje' mieLda), me entretengo viendo mis alrededores y fantaseando con mis metas de llegar a ser un reconocido guardia de seguridad de Plaza. Debe estar cabrón! Si no estás en una torre viendo el mundo como un águila, estás dando vueltas por ahí en un carrito de dos gomas bien bichote, si, el que es como un scooter pero uno va parao' y las gomas están una al lado de la otra. Cuando me aburrí de eso, me percaté de que el tipo del carro de al lado tenía las luces prendidas y se estaba quedando dormido, ¿o estaba muerto? A mi me dan perces asi. La cosa es que en verdad me puse a cuestionarme si le podía salvar la vida a éste tipo mano! O por lo menos ahorrarle batería explicándole que tenía las luces prendidas. Puedo ser un estorbo. Bajé mi ventana y empecé a moverme drásticamente a ver si el sentía los movimientos y me miraba. Olvídate me fui en el viaje de que el tipo tiene los super sentidos e iba a percatarse de que tenía a un morón en el carro de al lado. Después empece a casi gritarle. Y cuando eso no funcionó, opte por tocarle bocina. Comencé por un leve "tap", y nada. Ya yo estaba convencido de que estaba bregando con un muerto aqui. Aunque lo que había pasado era como un minuto desde que descubrí a este muerto, ya estaba desesperado y, basicamente, seguro de que podía ayudar a éste señor. Di un buen bocinaso y lo que ocurrió me dejó perplejo. ¡¡Una tipa salió de abajo!! Estaba mamando bicho la hijaeputa! No se como no me di cuenta, quizá fueron los tintes no se. Obviamente la mamabicho se murió de la verguenza y se sento derecha peinandose rápidamente. Al tipo no le importó un carajo. AL revez! Guillao' de seguro. El carro arrancó en cuestión de segundos y su parking lo cogieron super rápido. Después de haber pasado esa experiencia me pregunto porque no me reí como un demente. Quizá fue la sorpresa o susto. No se. Pero mano, yo nunca he mamau bicho, pero, si estás metiendo mano alla abajo y escuchas un claxxon, puñeta picheale a esa pendejá. Me imagino lo que pasaba por su mente: "estoy mamando bicho estoy mamando bicho estoy mam... ¿que fue eso? hmm deja ver que si no la curiosidad me mata..." ¿¡HEllO?! Concéntrate en lo tuyo nena! También mamar bicho en un parking vacío yo lo entendería pero a las 7 de la noche un día de semana y en plena navidad????

36 comments:

Gajonauta said...

Que mejor regalo que ese? A mi que me lo mamen hasta en confesionario. Jajajajaja, por que yo nunca veo ese tipo de accion en los estacionamientos de Plaza con lo mucho que yo voy?

Jonmicol said...

por lo meno le dio verguenza. yo e visto a putillas mamando bicho en la discoteca y sus amigas gritandole "go, go, go......."

Nerdote said...

mera?

Jonmicol said...

lo peor es cuando llega el hijo que tiene casi mi edad y dice "MOM!!! Why do you do this to me??" jajajajajajaajaja

Nerdo Blog said...

le jodiste la noche al tipo!!! talvez tiene fetiche de que le mamen el bicho en estacionamiento de plaza! Que envidia! jajajaj

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