Tuesday, March 17, 2009

¡Arranca pal' carajo puñeta!

Estábamos bellaquiando bien brutal. No la podíamos bregar con la intensidad del momento. Entonces viene la cabrona, y en tono de seducción, me pregunta: ¿Te puedo toquetiar el ano? Yo me puse medio serio pero le contesté "claro que sí, jodia pendeja". Entonces me apresuré y me cagué encima. Otra victoria para los libros.


Gajonauta said...

Eso te pasa por dejar que tus hembras lean mi blog.

Jonmicol said...

LA ultima vez que una mujer me toco el ano me casé con ella! jajajaja!

Diablo que tanta informacion!

Nerdote said...

Gajo tengo que admitir que tu post fue la inspiración para este entry mio. Pauto la pendejá ahora.

John tranquilo, aqui no se juzga a nadie por sus actos a menos que lo tuyo sea rasparte puñetas y venirte en tu propia boca. Si ese fuera el caso, ENTONCES SÍ te juzgaríamos.

Jonmicol said...

EEWWWWEEE......me imagino la peste a clorox que le saldra de la boca!!!

Feto said...

todo depende si se huele los deos despues

o cojerla oliendoselos escondia

tu le dices:
"Ah!, tu lo que quieres es caca!?"

y le tiras con caca como un monito en lo que ella se toca en sus partes privadas

Nerdote said...

te digo algo: de yo encontrar una mujer asi de cochina podré morir un hombre feliz. Pero que haga figuritas con la caca y se las meta a la boca.

Capitán Puñeta said...

Ultimamente tu vida se ha convertido en una ensàrta de mierdas y peos que esto de la puñeta!

Nerdote said...

El que sepa que quiere decir ensárta porfavor que lo inserte aqui.

Lyla said...

Qué es lo tuyo con estarte cagando encima, ah?

Nerdote said...

Que te puedo decir? Si no estoy encima del inodoro, estoy apunto te cagarme encima. Mayde se debe a la fascinación de los anos que Freud siempre mencionaba.

Shangai said...

El sexo con mi ex-pareja era emocionante por que siempre habia que estar pendiente a quien le metia un dedo por el culo al otro .. Yo gane 450-0.

si ella vuelve algun dia sera definitivamente para tocarme el culo ... siempre quiso, nunca pudo.

era como una guerra.

Siuky said...

Y porque a los hombres les gusta joder tanto con el culo de la mujer???? Nunca he entendido eso!

Nerdote said...

Shangai = lol puñeta! 450-0

Siuky porque es más apretau daaaaah!

Rebe said...

erm ummm tengo una duda ahora con eso de jonmicol... en serio el semen apesta a clorox?

es que cuando se vienen a mi me da olor a piscina o a lo que huele al hacer la agua pa mapiar

Nerdote said...

Osea que uds básicamente asocian el olor de la leche con cosas limpias o artículos de limpieza?

Rebe said...

jajajajaja nooo que te pasa es que así es que huele

Anonymous said...

jodia pendeja tu te comes el semen.. que puerka eres.... ojala y se te pudra la boca un dia de estos por cerda..... jodias putas de mierda que no tienen mas na q hacer q tragarse el semen... es cmo si a los homres le gustara tragarse lo que ustedes botan por la crica.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

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