Friday, April 10, 2009


Estaba viendo tele y me envolví con un programa que me mostraba como construir una terraza. El tipo en el programa, con menos de $500, logró hacer una terraza y además poner una mesa con sombrilla y todo. Pintó el piso rojo. Y se veia bien bonito porque la sombrilla era verde y hacían un contraste brutal con el piso. Parecía un melón pero hecho de sombrilla y madera en vez de con los componentes de un melón.

Yo no tengo $500 pero tengo alguito (ahorrado) y decidí emprender en un proyecto nuevo. Me metí en Home Depot y compré par de maderas. Gasté casi todos los chavos y lo que me sobró no era suficiente para una mesa. Pero eso no me iba a desilusionar. Este proyecto se llevaría a cabo no importa qué. Dije "pal carajo con todo" y me metí en Walgreens. Una vez allí, compré una sombrilla con el color perfecto. Era el verde que tenía en mente. Tiré la sombrilla en mi baúl y me encaminé a casa.

Llegué a casa. Con una prisa encojoná baje todo. Olvídate super pompiau'. Puse todos los materiales y realicé algo detrimental en mi proyecto. No había comprado la pintura roja. Para colmo no tenía brocha pa pintar una puñeta. Pero lo más que me entristeció fue que me recordé que yo vivo en un apartamento y no puedo crear una terraza así porque sí. Estoy loco por que llueva eso sí. Para salir bien guillú con mi sombrilla nueva.


Lui said...

bendito como se destruyo tu sueño. busca otras cosas q puedas hacer con la madera. no te rindas.

Coqueta said...

Me encanto este post, super comico, pero sabes...
...te puedes hacer una mesita bien loca pa' q le haga contraste a tu cuarto...o un tablillero en la pared...

Nerdote said...

Lui yo nunca me rendiré en cuanto a proyectos. Lo que suele pasar es que me descarriló porque mi mamá se pone a cocinar cosas deliciosas y suculentas y aja, me olvido de to' pal' carajo.

Coqueta, seguiré tus consejos. Tablillero en la pared es la que hay. De que color lo pinto? Mis paredes son color tierra.

Capitán Puñeta said...

Este post me recordo a Douglas Candelario...Ese tipo te hacia un jardin super cabron utilizando dos cantos de verjas mohòsas, 3 crayolas, la biblia, y una caja de Caprisun extra grandes.

êlifäz said...

espero llueva pronto. que cosa mas triste. en mi monte hago las "remodelaciones" que quiera... y nadie dice nada...

esto se parece a :
un dia en mi niñez vi un review de un vídeo juego ke me obsesiono. convencí a mi madre para ir a comprarlo y cuando llegue feliz con mi juego se fue la luz. .... estuve como 6 horas frente al TV esperando.
maldito monte...
fucking O'neil...

Macetaminofen said...

Douglas Candelario tiene hasta un muñeco basado en él llamado Bob The Builder.

Lo único que jode a Douglas es que cada dos palabras menciona a Massó.

BubblegumCookie said...

como se destruyen los sueños esto es un a fucking conspiracion!!!!!!

espero tengas tu terracita roja cn sombrillita azul para llevar unas beerras y beber en ella

Lui said...

la sombrilla es verde!

respecto a douglas candelario, masso es quien le da pa las habichuelas mijo asi q mas vale q lo mencione.

Prof. Mario Chuzemo said...

Deberias hacer un show con Bob Vila, tienes una vision increible...

Nerdote said...

No se quien es douglas candelario y el show con Bob Vila va de seguro.

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