La convención se está llevando a cabo en el Centro de Convenciones de PR. Yo no estoy ahí pero quisiera estarlo. Por lo menos en la cafetería. Me dicen las malas lenguas que en la cafetería había una reportera metiéndose un guineo disque entero por el crico. Sí Pepe.
La pendejá es que toa' esa gente están lactando con nosotros los jóvenes porque sabemos como utilizar la tecnología para nuestro favor. Ya el reportero dejó de ser la persona que "rompe la noticia", más bien el reportero es el hijueputa que investiga si el clip de la tipa "dandose guineo" en la cafetería es real o no. Si esos cabrones tan solo supieran que nosotros pa' lo que usamos el internet es pa' ver porno. Yo hasta tengo un truquito con mi laptop que me pillo el bicho entre la pantalla y el keyboard, casi cerrando el aparato. Clavándome así, mi computadora pal' carajo. Mientras tanto, solo puedo escuchar la pornografía que tenga puesta ya que no la puedo ver, dado a la pantalla estar cerrada. Estoy ahorrando pa' una de esas laptops que se les vira la pantalla para poder meter la pinga en mi laptop mientras veo la acción (pornográfica) también.
¡Estoy triunfando mi gente!
Lo cómico es que muchos reporteros veteranos no le están sacando el provecho que sí le pudiesen sacar al internet. Y esto es así por el miedo. Miedo a la tecnología. Ninguno de todos esos cabrones tiene el valor de meter el bicho dentro de sus laptops. "¡Mere puñeta yo soy mas morón que to's ustedes y mira como triunfo con la tecnología!"
Volviendo a la tipa dándose guineo. Alega mi fuente, que después de meterse disque el guineo entero, esta reportera devolvió el guineo en la canastita. Increíble.
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Mi hermana es reportera y me dijo que todos los periodistas gringos estan cubriendo lo de Michael Jackson desde Puerto Rico. ¿Tu no estudiastes comunicaciones?
Cabrón, en serio, ¿cuántas horas al día tu escribes? Por favor no me digas que 22.
Papo, hoy hay party de reggae dance hall de Predator, voy palla a seguir mi tributo (borrachera arrebatada) a MJ.
No estudié comunicaciones y debo pasar approx hora y media dos escribiendo al día. Leyendo paso 4 horas fácil.
No voy al pari de predator. No tengo un peso encima. En serio. Ni un fucking peso.
Deberías de hacer un post de tus libros favoritos. ¿Tu eres el único en tu familia que lee o te lo enseñaron tus papas? Yo el gusto por leer y escribir lo herede de mi viejo.
Lo de escribir dos horas al día creo que te lo voy a copiar, Edgar Allan Poe decía que un escritor es 15% inspiración y 85% perspiración, o sea sudor, hay que joderse escribiendo para que salga algo bueno.
Mi rutina de hacer posts es cuando me llega la idea empiezo a escribir, ahora mismo tengo 4 posts empezao, y sigo pensando por dos días las ideas pal escrito. O sea que todos mis posts los hago en dos sentadas, después que los termino los leo para añadirle "punchlines" o arreglar el orden.
¿Por cuántos posts tu vas loco? Mala mía que escriba mucho, no se si te moleste, pero me imagino que cada cual tiene su rutina de escribir, yo debería de escribir más puñeta.
Parece que entre algunos de nosotros existe una línea fina entre escritor y bloggero.
Yo cuando me tranco en un post usualmente le picheo totalmente. Sigo pal'próximo. Me encanta cuando empiezo a escribir de una cosa y sale alguna loquera. Si entro en el ëdit posts" desde mi dashboard veo un montón de entradas que dicen "draft" osea posts que nunca terminé/pienso q soquean/sé que soquean.
Llevo 169 posts pero ahí creo q están incluidos los drafts.
Que bueno que estés pompiau', yo también si no estoy blogiando estoy pensando en q blogear.
Peace. no me molestas para nada.
dicen las malas lenguas q la tipa esta en centro medico tira en el piso de la sala de emergencias rogandole a algun enfermero q le saque el guineo q se le quedo atascao y ahora no se puede meter el mafafo que tiene en la otra mano.... a parentemente intentaba hacer un "DP", uno con el guineo por alante y el mafafo por atras!!!
Nerdi
Luego de leer este post, sigo pensando igual, I LOVE TEC
Carinos
Coqueta
PD Me encantan las colecciones de fotos, y cual no pertenece, funny
eso de la laptop que se le vira la pantalla me mato jajajajaja
nerdote de verdad que estas triunfando de que cada vez que escucho triunfo te veo como en la foto de aquel cual de estos no pertenece en el que tenias una cara'e crika
triunfas nerdo, triunfas
I'm so proud of you :D
Estas triunfando bien cabrón jajajajaja clavarse una laptop eso si que esta bien loco! Eres un triunfador!
jajajaja YEAH!
Yo pensaba que era el unico que hacia eso. El badtrip es la peste que coje y las teclas pegajosas, verdad!?
Lo de la pantalla es solo un pequeño obstaculo en la ruta hacia la cima.
no pero yo trato de venirme hacia la pantalla pa' después limpiarlo con mi camisa vieja de chiclets. ESA camisa si q apesta.
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