Friday, July 3, 2009

Tan cerquita pero Nunca lo he Visto


Usualmente ocurre de noche. Puedo estar viendo TV, o leyendo, o quizá acostado bregando en la laptop; y cuando menos me lo espero, empieza la pendejá. La siento pronunciadamente. A veces, si tengo menudo en el bolsillo, hasta la puedo escuchar. Les hablo de un misterioso y violento temblequeo que me entra en las nalgas. No tengo explicación alguna para ello. Podría durar minutos, pero casi siempre, es mas cortita la sesión de temblequeo. Entiendo que su durabilidad se debe al comportamiento de mi cabeza. Me explico; a la que el culo se percata de que mi cabeza se está volteando, el temblor se detiene. Como pa' que yo no lo vea o algo así. Whatever en verdá. A veces hasta me hago el loco como si no supiera nada y me volteo bien rápido. Eso nunca funciona. La sensación es similar a la que a uno le entra cuando ve un fantasma con el rabito del ojo pero cuando te fijas bien se desaparece.

70 comments:

Feto said...

A mi me ha dao esa pendejá.
y me brinca el parpado de abajo de mi ojo derecho.

y me tiembla to cuando voy a bellaquear con una nena por primera vez
yo soy bien mierda

theblogmachine said...

CABRÓN, cabrón cabrón!!!!!!!!! En serio!! A mí me pasa eso pero en los muslos, no me tiemblan si no más bien como que palpitan como si fuera el corazón... La cuestión es que cuando miro para la palpitación y también me hago el loco... Una vez me dio en el de'o y ahí si lo pude ver... Es bien loco.

Mi amiga que sabe de eso me dijo que eso son los nervios que deje de meterme rolas y drogas jajaja...

Nerdote said...

A mi me pasa pero en el bicho. Y me raspo una puñeta así q soy superior a uds!!!

No le hagas caso a tu amiga.... A menos que se tire esos consejos mientra te lacta las pelotas.

Alkarah José Hirán said...

Eso yo lo llamo estar como los caballos, tu sabes que a los caballos uno los mira y estan parao pero por donde les empieza la pata tienen un jodío temblekeo bien cabrón. Ya estas como los caballos, ayer de casualidad me paso pero en un musculo de la espalda, super fokin raro.

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Tendo said...

JA!... Que cojones!. Mi abuelo por parte de madre le dan temblequeos musculares de esos pero 24 horas al dia, que clase de pendejo. Yo lo odio.

Pablo Lopez said...

y haz pensando ir al medico?

EL LOCO DE LA ESQUINA said...

eso pasa porque los musculos estan liberando tensión, energía o simplemente quieren jode un rato, pero si sigue por mucho tiempo y todos los dias, vé al medico y que te chequee.....

Capitán Puñeta said...

Jajajaja, segun El Loco, tienes tension en las nalgas... Esos son indicios de bugarronerias, dile a un negro de 7 pies que te de un chekeito a ver que carajo esta pasando.

Fokin basura de persona!

Mark said...

go to a doctor, you might die from it ! jajajajajaja!

j.darko said...

alguien ha visto como las bolas se mueven solas???

Nerdote said...

^^Siiii. Como en cámara lenta!

Ana-K-ona said...

Plis...eso es solo un tic nervioso.
Nada que preocuparse. Todo el mundo le dan tics esporadicos en los musculos del cuerpo.

si te pasa muy a menudo debes tener un nervio de las nalgas pinchao' y si es el nervio siatico, tas jodio. jejejejeje

shey said...

temblekeo en las nalgas no seran peor silenciosos....

Lyla said...

A mi me pasa eso a menudo en los parpados y a veces en los labios. Yo me empiezo a dar cantazos en el ojo porque me desespero. Un día de estos me jodo uno.

Griselle said...

JAJAJAJAJA, NO PARO DE REIRME. PERO ME IMAGINO QUE YA SABES QUE ESO ES UNA REACCION INVOLUNTARIA DE LOS MUSCULOS DE TUS NALGAS. ASI QUE NO LE PARES BOLA, COMO DICEN POR AHI.

Osvaldovier said...

Jajajaja esto esta muy divertido, me causa risa el lugar donde te sucede, por que a mi me pasa en la parte superior de un ojo, y es en raras ocaciones...


saludos

Mr. Funester said...

JAjajaja cuanto he gozado..




saludos

BubblegumCookie said...

a mi ojito derecho a veces le pasa y otras veces es que me acuesto y como q me sacudo son como mini convulciones parezco una fucking loka temblando

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