Thursday, November 4, 2010

10 pendejaces que no hacen sentido.

1. Es mala idea, al doctor que te acaba de entregar tu bebé, hacerle esta pregunta; "¿Cuán pronto le podemos hacer un tatuaje?" Los doctores, por alguna razón son bien pendejos cuando de tatuajes en bebés se trata. Puntos extra si el tatuaje es en la carita.

2. 3 semanas con un celular nuevo y sólo lo he cargado 3 veces. Nada como un Nokia de 20 pesos.

3. "Pavera"- Una "pava" es el sombrero ese que se utiliza pa' disfrazarte de jíbaro. Pero, ¿pavera? ¿No debería la "pavera" ser el lugar donde manufacturan las "pavas"? No. Una "pavera" es cuando te da un ataque de risas, ¡Qué palabra más pendeja!

4. Cuando abro el freezer a hecharme hielo en un vaso, por lo menos un hielo se me cae al piso. Siempre.

5. ¿Por qué carajo el refresco de máquina en ningún fast-food sabe rico? Al nivel de que es imposible diferenciar dieta de regular. ¿Hay que ser un fucking genio o algo para calibrar estas máquinas?

6. ¿Alguna vez has estado tan y tan loco y tan persiau' que no te atrevez a llamar a alguien porque estás convencido de que se va a dar cuenta de tu nota. Un rato después escribes un status update que dice algo como "sacándome el bicho por ahí. Estoy bien arrebatau".

7. "Si me hubiese raspau' una casqueta, me hubiese ahorrado 220 pesos" - Chuito después de salir del putero.

8. ¿Alguna vez, dejándote llevar por su nombre, has juzgado la inteligencia de otra persona? "Esa tipa se llama 'Waleska', de seguro no sabe ni leer."

9. He estudiado todas las frases "habidas y por haber". Habidas y por haber. ¿En serio? Frase pendeja del milenio.

10. "Hay veces que uno está tan desesperau' que hasta a la misma mujer de uno hay que clavarse" - Chuito


Del inglés:


La palabra "awe" significa "admiración". I am in awe. Estoy admirando. La palabra "awesome" se ituliza pa' describir lactaera. This shit is awesome! ¡Esta pendejá está brutal! Entonces, concluimos que la palabra "awesome" va más allá que "awe". Es una palabra que describe algo más emocionante todavía. Sin embargo, es una palabra compuesta de "awe" (admiración) y "some" (algún). Osea, que si descomponemos la palabra; estaríamos diciendo eso: alguna admiración. This shit is awe-some. Siento alguna admiración por esta pendejá. ¿Entiendes? Ahora veamos el tercer punto. "Awful" significa algo horrible. The sex was awful. Clavármela fue espantoso. Curiosamente es una palabra compuesta de "awe" (admiración) y "full" (lleno). ¿Lleno de admiración? Algarete. The smell here is awful. Admiro grandemente el olor que hay aquí. El inglés soquea.


He el video más sin sentido que he visto en mi vida. Gracias a @Fritzo por el link.



Comentario del post:

83 comments:

Darko said...

jajajaja la parte de ingles!!! lol! es verdad lo he pensao. igual que lo de "pavera". no me ha pasao con esa palabra exactamente, pero cuando repito mucho una palabra, cualquiera, como que pierdo el sentido de lo que significa la palabra y despues no se que pu~eta estoy diciendo. al final termino tratando de descifrar la palabra usando la logica, como tu con "pavera". es un viaje...

Darko said...

btw, los chinos tienen un sentido del humor bastante descabronao... aun asi tripean.

ESOEZ said...

sí, eso se supone sea una comedia.

Jonmicol said...

1. Mas puntos si te traes un tipo que parezca un "tattoo atist" y al tu hacer la pregunta el tipo prenda la maquina de la aguja!!

4. A mi siempre se me cae la carne frizá!! Maldita sea! Y entre mas trato de meterla mas se me cae hasta que tengo que hacer una movida a lo mgyver para cerrar el frizer mientras aguanto el paquete de muslos con una mano y balanceo el hielo con los pies!! Y pa na porq tengo que hacerlo all over again cuando termino de hecharme el hielo en el vazo!

6. Yo como tengo tanta experencia en cuanto a estar arrebatau se trata ya ni me importa un cojon si se dan de cuenta o no!! Mi unica razon por la cual no se den de cuenta es que no me pidan!

8. Los Alfonosos son pendejos!! TODOS!

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El ingles soquea un cojon pero es bueno para hacer dinero! JAJAJA!

Muy buen post!!

Candy_Daly said...

Ehhhh bueno el video en verdad que me rei de lo estupido que es y sin sentido. Lo del hielo es totalmente cierto, por Dios ¿como va a ser que ni una sola vez uno pueda cojer hielo sin que se le caiga aunque sea uno?

ESOEZ said...

Jonmicol: yeah, tu siempre te tirabas posts cabrones de "cosas que me encabronan" ¿Qué carajo esperas pal' próximo welebiiichh??

Candy: El video prometedejar a uno con pesadillas por una semana. uy

StvnXAK said...

Me Enconojo Con Lo Del Hielo, Tras Que Siempre Se Me Cae Uno, Cuando Lleno La Cubeta Que La Estoy Poniendo En El Freezer... Se Derrama Un Poco De Agua Por El Lau' :@

ESOEZ said...

Aquí también son de cubeta.

Uberosom said...

Pa' mi que "pavera" venía de reirse bien cabrón, hasta tal punto que pareces un fokin pavo. Tu sabes, que los pavos hacen un sonido pendejo asi como una risa: "glogoglgoglgoglgoglol" (incluye "lol")
Además, pa esa epoca de los jibaros, mucha gente tenía pavos.
Yeah.

ESOEZ said...

#TRIUNFO épico. Eso hace un sentido cabrón.

ESOEZ said...

Osea que puede que hasta la misma palabra "pava" venga de "pavos" porque, como tú bien dices, los jíbaros tenían pavos. Está todo conectado puñeta YEAH!!

Mariela Arcaya said...

Aqui yo compre una nevera con "icemaker" pa evitarme esa mierda del hielo en el piso y pasaron dos cosas:
1. Sacaba el vaso muy temprano y se caia SIEMPRE al menos 1 hielo.
2. Tan pronto se acabo el tiempo de garantía se daño la jodienda esa y volvi a las cubetas.

ESOEZ said...

^^Comentario del post.

Uberosom said...

Acho, es más...las pavas (sombreros) tienen así como que puyitas que asemejan las plumas de la cola de un pavo..HENCE THE NAME!

FUCK YEAH! Soy ÜBER OSOM!

Nerdote said...

Sabes mucho.

Carlote said...

A la vdd que Darko mas mamao no puede ser.

Magdiel said...

Fucking chinos!!!

Pepe Cohete II said...

buscate "survive style 5" es de la misma gente que hizo la pelicula del clip sin sentido.

Omar said...

Sobre el #5. Quizás no has ido pero Sonic es el único fast food donde el refresco es super bueno. Acuérdate chequearlos la próxima vez que estes en EU.

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En realidad, la palabra awful no tiene "awe" por ningún lado. Sin embargo, sí tiene la palabra "aw" que se utiliza comúnmente en el lenguaje ingles como una exclamación para indicar disgusto. Por lo tanto, cuando dicen "awful" en el contexto de "The sex was awful" como mencionas, hace todo el sentido.

"Awesome", por otro lado, esta algarete.

De todos modos, estoy de acuerdo con tu conclusión: El ingles sokea bolas.