Friday, November 19, 2010

Una banda épica para la historia


Hace un par de años mi pana Luis Arraiza me enseñó la luz. Me la enseñó con el "Grupo Haz". El grupo más épico y osomnoso de toda la historia del universo. Una historia que incluye grupos de tiranosaurios y velociraptors. Con toda esa competencia, el Grupo Haz demuestra que es lo más nítido que ha salido de Latino America. Osea, "Menudo"; cágateN tu madre. El problema fue, que justo después de mostrarme al Grupo Haz, me enseño el ya afamado video de 2Girls1Cup y pues, me olvidé del Grupo Haz pal' carajo. La cosa es que el otro día estaban dando una película de "Cheech & Chong" y como que me recordé del triunfo. Rápidamente llamé a Luis y le dije que se tirara algo al medio sobre el grupo. Y eso hizo. Triunfo.

Estos no sólo fueron famosos sino que tengo evidencia con cojones para demostrarlo. Cosme, Fran, Rafael, Andrés y José. Parecen nombres de discípulos de alguna secta en la que se comen los culos sin alabárselos, ¿entienden? Pero no. Así se llaman los dioses del heavy sinfónico venezolano, de la música ácida, el fuckin’ grupo HAZ! 

Sí, yo tampoco pude picharle al que se parece con cojones a Cheech Marin después de sodomizar una zebra. BTW, alguien les dijo que el nombre de su banda para el público anglosajón significa CULO.

2 números del Grupo HAZ!, Puñeta!

VIDA DE ROCKERO




MUNDO DE ILUSIÓN





El que se parece a Cheech, Fran, lo contactó con el panita y le comentó de par de proyectos nuevos en los que está trabajando. Son tan fucking famosos. . .

Chequéense este anuncio de champú con el cantante de protagonista.



UN MERECIDÍSIMO HOMENAJE A HAZ! POR DIENTE PERRO

42 comments:

Cli-Che' said...

Esto esta tremendo pal estreñimiento, gracias

Prodigioso said...

No hay palabras que describan lo epico que esta el GRUPO HAZ!!!!

ESOEZ said...

grupo haz!

Ana-K-ona said...

El grupo "ASS"??

Kick my ass...

jejeje

Que viva el rock. Que se joda.

:)

El Blogiante said...

Ya sabemos de quien se copio metallica.

ESOEZ said...

Grupo Haz son super famosos.

Buelebich!! said...

Mucho cabrOn junto. El bajista es el alma de la banda, una dama, ni se mueve!! humilde

Digital Soldier said...

Se parece a ti wuelebicho! pense que tenias una peluca puesta.

Serio E. Irreverente said...

el rock se apodera de ti!

una pena que la presentadora sea tan mala hace que el video deslusca.

se podra conseguir la capa del guitarrista?

popuman said...

Nerdote cantueca el cantante se parece a ti y todo.

Buelebich!! said...

Sinfonicoo.. que claaaseee de cabron jajajaja!!! El frontman cargando el piano.. que cabron!! jaja. Esa visne debe pesar mas que el.

Anonymous said...

"HAZ" que se vayan pal'carajo que clase de mierdas son, porquería

Anonymous said...

la bicha de la presentadora les tiro el fatality cuando se despidio y dijo: para los que no les gusta la musica " acida" nosotros tenemos en su programa de hoy mas salsa, mas diversion, mas deportes " los golpeo fuertemente con el martillo del desprecio.

ESOEZ said...

jodia puta. BTW no me parezco un carajo!

crisanto said...

jajajajajajajaj mas se parece a fetoso jajajaj

Anonymous said...

Awwww que es lo mejor que puedo sacar de aquí? Luis Arraiza era mi crush cuando estudiaba en COPU en la Upi.

Anonymous said...

"tan linda y con caspa" que clase de mamabicho.


Esos chicanos venian del futuro. Estaban muy por encima de su epoca.

Anonymous said...

Papi esos tipos parecen seguidores del Inveider de la IWA pal' carajo chiki star

Anonymous said...

El de la capa se parece a cheech marin jajajaja

Anonymous said...

Ya tengo el lp buajajajajaja

ESOEZ said...

está nítido?

Shangai said...

Debo decir que el bajista le metia cabron.

Bordello. said...

Yo quiero con Keyboard como el que tiene el vocalista. Eso es triunfoso.

Anonymous said...

#1 la presentadora es una "so fucking canto'e Puta" (Fico Fronte voice)
#2 el baterista le mete bn bellaco de cabron!
#3 el anuncio de shampoo lo produjo Jacobo Morales (q puta sosera!!) #triunfal

y.. #4... Nerdote... se parece a ti si kbrn!!!

Anonymous said...

Deberian hacer el comeback en el programa de Hugo Chavez y de ahi al Mundo. Esta reseña es un triunfo épico, Nerdote.

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