Saturday, April 30, 2011

Pa' cuando yo era Dj . . .


Habíase una vez en la cual lo más cabrón en el universo pa' mi era mezclar música. Eso era gufiau' porque ajá, nunca aprendí a tocar ningún instrumento musical y pues lo más lógico es comprarte unos platos y aprender a escrachar. ¿Qué? Cállate.


También en esa época yo hacía ejercicios. Por eso es que estaba tan flaco. Ahora yo tengo una pipa bien chévere. Está llena de comida.


Esos ejercicios se hacían mayormente cargando las puñeteras cajas de disco. Cargar esas pendejaces es como cargar una batería 'e carro. Las baterías de carro pesan mucho. Como mil libras o algo así. Uno se pone fuerte cargando baterías de carro.


Un día empezamos a tocar 3 dj's a la vez. DjPredator, DjNex y DjChente. DjChente era yo. Exacto yo sé que el nombresito está medio welebichil pero se suponía que era un nombre provisional en lo que se me ocurría algo más gufiau'. Nunca se me ocurrió un fucking bicho. Predator decía que ese nombre sonaba "pueblerino". Eso lo dijo alguien que se llama "Predator". Ok.

Anyways. Volviendo a la pendejá de tocar 3 dj's a la vez; Al principio sonábamos como un criquero musical pero después fue más como un bicho gigante que en vez de botar meau', emanaba leche de triunfo combinada con notas musicales. Exacto.


Esta foto la puse porque parece que me la tomaron en el coliseo o una pendejá así. Realmente fue en un sitio que ya no existe pero que era un triunfo de lugar. Rumba en la calle San Sebastián.

Pues ajá. Hoy hay un pari triunfal en RedShield. Caile. Hay Open Bar. Ok.



24 comments:

Anonymous said...

To esto pa darle promo a un evento?. En velda envelda que te deben dar por el culo con una bambua.

ESOEZ said...

De lau'

Anonymous said...

Estaría cabrón si alguien los filma y lo sube, para los que estamos fuera de la isla. Me imagino que no podría ser en YouTube por copyright.

davidkrokett said...

A ver si en RedShiel va este y te viola despues que te saquen la bambua de lau!!!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oHRy95QPTe8/SN9nfrNUXbI/AAAAAAAAA-s/hnOKzv50arc/s400/guhenesha2.jpg

ESOEZ said...

Diablo cabrón!

merdocrata said...

Que brazo e' nene jeje,
Sobre la promo, hay que respaldar, trataré de ir la verdad.

Anonymous said...

Nos jodimos ahora con el Kid Rock Boricua welebich...... att SOLRAC

Mio~Mio said...

Mera Nerdote..... tu barriga no es de comida es de Cerveza.... Es la misma que yo tengo!!!

Anonymous said...

Alli tocaban buena musica. Fui par de veces alla pero en verdad no me acuerdo haber visto ese show triunfal ya que estaba arrebatao o en beers o las dos al mismo tiempo jajaja

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