Monday, April 11, 2011

Raspando Toba. Conoce a Carmelita la gordita.



Porsiaca eres un lambebicho y no sabes lo que es toba; toba es la costra triunfal (y grisosa) que se forma entre los muslos de las gorditas. Sabe como a ceniza de habichuelas. No me malinterpretes, a mi me encantan las gordas. Especialmente cuando la están claramente pasando super fucking cabrón. Como esta. Pongámosle, Carmelita la Gordita.
Triunfo épico. Aw yeah.

Gracias @Sorprendeme por el link.

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pobre tipo tratando e rasparle la crica y no le llegaba

Lylyhec said...

Bueno pues desde mi punto de vista Carmelita está #pasandolacabrón con todo y toba. Ella lo más probable durmió lo más feliz esa noche.

Nerdote said...

Obvio que durmió bien cabrón! Cualquiera duerme bien cuando está to' enlechau'.

Tama said...

haha!

Mierdoso said...

¡Don Micropenio! Eres un lechón.

Nerdote said...

Lechón tú! Lamebichm.

Emma said...

En verdá la gorda baila cabrón, no es acomplejá y vive feliz: es tan gorda como bellaca. ¿Qué más triunfo que eso?

electropoty said...

MMM me dieron ganas de tortillas de cenizas de habichuela...con pico de gallo...guacamole...Nice!

Nerdote said...

Sabe cabrón loco!! Saludos!

Ley La Terrorista said...

mi pregunta es....

por que PU~ETAAAA el camarografo esta temblando tanto? Acaso grabo esto con una sola mano?????


Acaso la gorda le motivo BIEN cheverementeeeeeeeeeee ajajaja


Nerdo eres pato y por eso se que JAMAS de lo sJAMASES de la HISTORIA ANTILLANA te tirarias a bailar con ese mujeron!

Besitos
Miss Terror desde Afganistan

Al que le pesan said...

El triunfo es que le dieron un close-up al tipo ese y si lo veo por ahi seguro se me revienta algo de la risa que me va a dar.

#1 los que gritaron bellaco estaban muertos de la envidia porque a ninguno le estaban guallando el guevo.

#2 eso va a hacer que el demonio joda mas a puerto rico que cuatro conciertos de ricky martin.

#3 los gorditos gozan mas porque tienen mas masa

El Blogiante said...

Dejen la nieta del chuchin en paz.

Richard said...

Dios te siga bendiciendo...PEC

Anonymous said...

Me recuerda a esto

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzDCIHOX4uY&t=200

Magdiel said...

Jajaja diablo ese se parece a mi hermano, le voy a preguntar...

Liomal said...

Pa' que vean como es la pendejá...si no hubiera sido una gordita no hubiera jalao' tanto público. las gorditas tripean

Anonymous said...

yo entendia que toba era cuando uno tiene sucio, (por ejemplo entre brazo por donde te sacan la sangre) que cuando te lo frotas salen rollitos de sucio aka toba. el pellejo de entre piernas pa mi es como un tipo de costra que se crea con el gualleteo de carne.

DollWar said...

:O crico!

Buelebich!! said...

El pokemon le metio en la barriga de la gorda un rato. Salia mejor ensalibandole el hombligo y la encajaba por ahi, pa darle pal de puyasos y hacerla vomitar los doritos.

BTW- Toa fukin playa mirando.. hay que estar bien ensorrau!!

DollWar said...

porque las gorditas son mas bellacas? mas tobita, mas bellaca?
porque carajos sabe a ceniza de habichuela? tu probaste esa pendeja...

ESOEZ said...

"mas tobita, mas bellaca" loles

Anonymous said...

ESTAS BIEN SEGURO QUE ESTO ES EN DORADO??? CARAJO ME RECUERDA BIEN CABRON A MI ULTIMO JANGEO EN EL BALNEARIO E CAROLINA PRAAAAAA

Roxy_kiut said...

Puerto Rico esta C A B R O N

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