Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Idea para un Restaurante


Estoy emocionado porque creo que tengo un concepto el cual me puede convertir en un millonario. Fácil.

Lo único que necesito son 2 ó 3 inversionistas y listo! Había considerado hablar con mi tío para que ponga chavos pero mami me dijo que eso quizá no es tremendísima idea porque mi tío estudió biología pero terminó montando una ferretería que quebró. Hoy por hoy esta bien pelau' y tiene un caso por exposiciones deshonestas. Además está bien pelau'.

EL CONCEPTO

Imagínate ir a un restaurante en donde te OBLIGAN a no utilizar las manos. Es más; ¡Te amarran las muñecas detrás de ti! Como si tuvieses esposas. Claro, el propósito de esto es uno justo y necesario: los platos en donde la comida se va a servir, van a ser en forma de crica!!

Ya hize un poco de investigación y encontré unos platos bien reales! Son de porcelana y están hasta coloreados pa' que parezcan dos piernas toa' abiertas bien cabrón. El crico está un poco abierto para ponerle la comida ahí. ¡Me encantaron esos platos! Creo que esos son los que voy a comprar. Anyways, ya me imagino que entiendes el porqué es que en ese restaurante no se va a poder comer con las manos; ¿Verdá?

Porque tienes que sambullirte en ese crico como si no hubiese un mañana. Obvio!

La comida va a incluir arroz, mariscos y sopas.

Para el postre vamos a tener la especialidad de la casa: un delicioso frosting de chocolate que mi mamá sabe hacer.

El plato pa ese frosting va a ser de un culo. Triunfo.

El restaurante se va a llamar Toto's y todavía estoy buscando inversionistas.

41 comments:

Mierdoso said...

Que sangano eres cabrón, coge el restaurante y metetelo por el culo.

ESOEZ said...

Cállate la jodia boca!

Ashley said...

Ahora entiendo pq #Rockolo siempre andaba con esposas. He will be your star customer.

Ratán Freeto said...

Nerdote, veo que tu experiencia como redactor ha sido tan útil como una máquina de condones en casa de Verona. Es obvio que el restaurante debe llevar un nombre más elegante como "Restaurante Bajando Al Pozo" o "Two Hoe Joe's Grill".

Tendo said...

Now that is a sticky situation!

ESOEZ said...

Dile a tus amigos de Bears que le caigan. Va a ser una experiencia bien loca para ellos.

FUMORCILLA said...

EL MENU TIENE QUE INCLUIR EL PLATO ESPECIAL DE LA CASA..." ARROZ CON PINGA" Y PAVO RELLENO DE LECHUGA EN SALSA DE SEMEN. !!

FUMORCILLA said...

EL MENU TIENE QUE INCLUIR EL PLATO ESPECIAL DE LA CASA..." ARROZ CON PINGA" Y PAVO RELLENO DE LECHUGA EN SALSA DE SEMEN. !!

:::KOKY::: said...

acho yo no me quiero comer na con semen... pero lo del frostin sono bien hijoeputa, debes buscar un plato en forma de pija y le pones en el cabezo el frostin; creeme que las mujeres en despedidas de soltera te los van a comprar con cojones; en serio, yo soy bartender y las mujeres compran los shots de "mamaitas" por que se lo tienen que tomar con las manos detras de la espalda; y le gusta verse bien bellacas en las barras ya a eso de las 12:46am... casi siempre son gorditas la que le meten mano por que esos shots tienen un monton de whipped cream...anyways; metele al plato de pija tambien...

Anonymous said...

VOY A TI..!!!!A LOS K BRONES...
YA QUE HAY Q LO.....DOMO EL MIO....

EL Logan said...

Diablo me apunto, y le das add al menu de limonadas que le puedes llamar el "El shower Dorado"!

ESOEZ said...

Eso suena cabrón!

Serio E. Irreverente said...

el nombre del restaurante debe ser Mojica's

:::KOKY::: said...

yo pienso que debe llamarse "con la boca llena" . en serio.

ESOEZ said...

^^Winner.

ESOEZ said...

"Atragantao"

Anonymous said...

#Triunfo

:::KOKY::: said...

igual puede llamarse "ajocicao" como dice la fleje mai mia...

Mio~Mio said...

Me encanta la idea Triunfal... Loko mi pencion llega el miercoles por si todavia quieres inversionistas.... Pero yo kiero un pleto de un bicho... si no pal carajo que wa tal yo mamando crica!!!

Anonymous said...

Hice*

JovanDiazHMPC said...

Cabrón porque no incluiste mofongo y también un buen frapesito?

Magdiel said...

Tengo $20!

ESOEZ said...

toda aportación es bienvenida.

Anonymous said...

jodio charro

Anonymous said...

Quizas las personas se llenen de tanta lujuria que terminaras abriendo un motel en frente.

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