Tuesday, August 30, 2011

6 Explicaciones de porqué era el hombre más feliz del mundo.


Había una vez un tipo con una crica en el culo. Ese tipo era bien feliz por par de cosa.
1. Cuando se ponía bellaco y se le paraba el bicho, se daba deo por la chocha y se sentía doblemente cabrón porque su mano sentía un crico y su crico sentía algo cabrón rosándole el clítoris bien cabronamente bien. Digo “bien cabronamente bien porque como el crico estaba en su cuerpo; él sabía exactamente cómo frotarlo pa’ que se sienta cabrón.
2. Cada vez que soltaba un buen mojón, se sentía doblemente cabrón. Obviamente, cagar siempre se ha sentido cabrón, pero a eso; añádele el factor crica y el factor mojón saliendo por ahí. Triunfo. UPDATE: Ya alguien me explicó que a las mujeres no les exita tanto cuando algo sale de sus chochos, pero yo creo que la pendeja que me dijo eso está metiendo la feca. Por ahí mismo salen los bebés y eso les da un placer cabrón a las tipas porque todas lo que quieren es tener un fucking bebé.
3. Las lesbianas eran locas con él.
4. Se puso tan y tan experto trasteando cricos (ya que tenía su propio crico) que llegó a ser catalogado como el tipo más experto mamando cricos en la historia de la humanidad. El tipo estaba bien duro. UPDATE: No es que él se mamaba su propio crico. La verdá es que no era lo suficiente flexible y por ende, no podía. Pero supongo que como se lo toquetiaba tanto, tenía una idea bien clara de qué hacer pa que las tipas se vengan bien chévere.
5. Tuvo una época en donde le sometió bien cabrón a los tijerazos con tipas . Se llegó a destacar grandemente haciendo esto. hasta que un día, después de comer en los chinitos de Bayamón, le dieron churras y la caca salió dispará por el chocho pa fuera a mitad de tijereo.

6. Después de tener una niñez difícil (con todos los amiguitos de su vecindad mofándose de él), todo cambió. Miró todo desde otro punto de vista y se puso positiva la pendejá. Tener un chocho en el culo probó ser lo mejor que le pudo haber pasado.
#triunfo


41 comments:

Omar said...

El tipo fue catalogado como el mas experto mamando cricos, porque tenia su propio crico?

Explicame como carajo eso funciona, como el pudo practicar consigo?

zerito said...

El cabron era super flexible o algo asi? Mano que carajo es esto?

ESOEZ said...

OK arreglado miren ahora lo que dice.
Hice un UPDATE.

Serio E. Irreverente said...

hay par de gente por ahi que piensan que por culo tienen un crico

Ejteh Tipoj said...

8. Si comía guavabas, mucho pan, y cosas que a otra gente le causan extreñimiento, no había problema porque la lubricación le ayudaba a aflojar. (Eso si, tenia que frotarse primero pa' estar ready).
9. Si iba a un parque y veía algún animalito con frío (un gatito temblando o una palomita triste) le podia decir “no te preocupes, yo tengo un sitio calientito pa' ti”
10. En Halloween se podia disfrazar de mono facilmente insertandose un rabo de embuste.
11. Obviamente, le encantaba correr bicicleta sin sillin.
12. Ver caer el atardecer sentado en las cupulas de las iglesias era, como el punto numero 1, doblemente placentero.

Al que le pesan said...

Si sangraba por la crica culo y no era uno de esos dias entonces sabia que tenia hemorroides. ¿?
Diarrea con regla. ! !!!

Anonymous said...

Esta es la pendejadá mas incoherente que he leido en mi vída.



















#Triunfo

Al que le flotan said...

14. En vez de una chilla' de goma la marca que dejaba en el calconcillo era en forma de beso. Un beso que luego se podia pasar por la cara como si fuese un panuelo que le regalo' la mama'

ESOEZ said...

Ufff! ^^^

Anonymous said...

Digo “bien cabronamente bien porque como el crico estaba en su cuerpo; él sabía exactamente cómo frotarlo pa’ que se sienta cabrón.

"" <---- van de a pares

Buelebixxx said...

Osea, que el welemama pana tuyo, en vez de papel de culo se ponia un kotex y vamonos que es tarde. osea, que si es cierto la frase "se vino por el culo" que usaba un maricon de humacao??

eha osti.. como mastica ese mellau. o mella.... wait. Perate que me pico el toto.. jaja y con la mano rascandose la hendija... esa es buena.. cuando me pique el culo...

Unc said...

Había otra vez otro hombre con una criquita en la punta del bicho. Era chiquitita. Como la boquita de los bichos normales. Lo único que esa boquita tenia pelitos alrededor y era una criquita.

La gente por ahi said...

Un día un tipo que tenía el bicho flaco como un Q-tip se lo metió al tipo de la criquita en la punta del bicho y después que llevaba un rato le preguntó:
“¿Cabrón tu crees que nosotros somos patos?”
“Yo no sé cabrón me lo estás metiendo por el bicho”
“Sí pero es en el crico del bicho. No es en el bicho como tal. Es en el crico. Del bicho.”
“Es claro”

Arango XXX said...

Es un shemale

R2D2 said...

Otro día estaban Gandhi y El Principito en un planeta solitario y El Principito le preguntó
“Gandhi ¿entonces la puntita del bicho humano es como un crico pequeño pero afeitao’?”
“Lo es”
“¿Pero el crico verdadero es grande?”
“Es lo más grande que hay Principito. Es maravilloso.”
“Y todos estamos unidos por el crico, sea grande o sea chiquito”
“Lo estamos”
“Paz,” le dijo El Principito.
“Triunfo,” le dijo Gandhi mientras El Principito se contemplaba la punta del bicho con la cara iluminada.

Mio~Mio said...

Yo dejaria que me la mamara pero jamas que me metiera el bicho!!!! Hay Foooo!!!

Serialteg said...

gracias x la foto de la tijera, si no no entendia ja ja

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