Monday, October 31, 2011

Super comodo y calientito dentro de un cadaver de caballo.

Esta mañana me topé con el reportaje de una jevita de 21 años que tomó la desición de meterse dentro de un caballo y tomarse fotos esnua.

Analicemos esto un poco pensando en lo que somos y con lo que nos criamos. Con esto me refiero al hecho de que no es la primera vez que hemos visto esto y hay situaciones que lo ameritan. Ella, de seguro es fán de Star Wars y admira a Luke Skywalker que se metió en un Tauntaun. Cuando chiquita decia: "mami, yo quiero hacer eso" y metia Barbies en pollos y culos de animales vivos y cosas asi.

Como a muchos de nosotros, a ella le gusta ver televisión educativa donde nos recuerdan que ante toda posición social y ropita pendeja que nos pongamos, somos animales, pensamos primitivamente y tenemos necesidades de supervivencia. Pero ella no ve Man vs Wild. Bear Grylls le lacta las pelotas a esta pareja que no necesita estar en peligro para practicar estas técnicas de supervivencia y Bear lloriqueando y que por la peste. Pfff.

Esto es lo que yo creo que pasó en la situación de ella. El caballo estaba to jodio, y ella, como buena campesina, lo mató pa que no sufra. Obviamente, lo mas lógico despues de eso es destriparlo, como cualquier carro jodio, pa vender las piezas o comérselas o whatever. Despues de par de horas acuchillando el cadaver con el jevo y diciéndose cosas cute como: "el bicho mio se parece al intestino grueso" o "jugar con tripas me recuerda a darte deo" es lógico pensar que les entra una bellaquera cabrona.

Lo que ellos hicieron los hace mejores seres humanos y punto. Como ya dije, el humano es una especie animal. A diferencia del resto de las especies, nosotros nos hemos vuelto una porqueria que no puede convivir con el resto del reino animal en la naturaleza. Nos deberia dar verguenza. Celebremos estos momentos donde nos ponemos en contacto con la naturaleza.

Aquí un ejemplo que me encanta:

Por favor, comenten mas ejemplos.
Los quiere, Fetoso.


Anonymous said...

Sólo espero que no se le haya contaminado el totín, esas cosas que se infectan de na'. Pobre nena.

Darko Flores said...

Yo espero que hayan subido las fotos a algún lugar. Las voy a buscar AHORA. Yo ella hubiese grabado un video.

Anonymous said...

Nunca se me hubiese ocurrido eso. Tremenda idea. Si mato a un chupacabras lo voy hacer.

Shangai said...

Creo que vi las fotos por algun chan.

Feto said...

Mis pequeños. Las fotos estan en el articulo. Solo tienen que buscar.

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