Sunday, December 7, 2008

COSTCO Puñeta!


Hace par de dias fui a costo y comi pizza de costco y churros de costco. Como todo lo que uno consume en Costco sabe mejor, es de esperarse que la pizza estaba más rica que mamar crica con paprica. Y siempre es asi. ¿Porque tu crees que siempre las muestritas de TODO sabe super rico? Por eso es que nos vemos comprando que si juguitos y gelatinitas que saben ricas en la tienda y, táquiti, saben a pinga que chinga con mandinga y como resultado nos vemos estancados con cuanta bolsa y caja de porquería incomible en nuestras neveras. No! Y la pendejá es que nos da pena botar todo eso porque vivimos en la fantasía de que algún día quizá nos de ganas de comernos esos quesitos fritos rellenos de chocolate que compramos con tanta alegría. Si miras al techo de tu costco más cercano, podrás observar que éste está repleto de tuberías, dichos tubos están más concentrados (o sea, que hay más, estúpido) en el área de las cajas registradoras. Hay empleados que envían cosas por éstas tuberías, son parecidas a las del autobanco en popular. Pues, ¿Te sorprenderías si te digo que por aquí es que envían el status de la satisfaccion de los clientes? Dejándose llevar por el aspecto de los clientes, sueltan un químico en los aires que nos ponen a mamar con todo lo que vemos, olemos, probamos, escuchamos y hasta lo que tocamos. Yo, como ya se éste secreto ando por ahi y me saco la pinga para que la gente crean que la tengo bien grande y rica. El otro dí me botaron del Costco de bayamón porque a los empleados les estaba dando envidia toda la atención positiva que yo estaba recibiendo por tener una pinga tan elegante. Anyways ésto es un llamado para averiguar cual es éste quimico y si lo puedo conseguir por ebay. Con esa pendejá me meto yo en un gimnasio Curves, me doy par de pases, y a tirarle a las gorditas se ha dicho. Todavía tengo churras por culpa de los churros. ¿A quién se le ocurre?

19 comments:

Aslan said...

ese quimico se llama extracto de milanza. Si quieres te lo consigo! ;)

Nerdote said...

ufff uva señor cuanto cuesta mas o menos?

Lui said...

me encanta el adjetivo elegante.

Zamanta (ladyambar) said...

ay, madre me encanta el tirarte las gorditas de curves! sigue en la lucha mijo que si encuentras ese quimico yo quiero comprar de eso tambien.

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Nerdote said...

weee gracias!

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