Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Vámonos de Tour por Plaza!

Entré a plaza por Cabaña las Lilas y como buen cagón fui directo a soltar par de donitas que me almorzé mas temprano. Me percaté de estos anuncios que hay encima de los urinales y realizé que es una idea genial! ¿Que mejor momento para absorver información que mientras te agarras la pinga y te sientes como el rey del fucking mundo? Deberían de poner anuncios también dentro de las letrinitas donde uno caga. ¿Que mejor momento de absorber información que mientras te raspas una puñeta en el baño de plaza? ¿Que carajo? Mejor que leer "Yunito mamabicho", pa' eso esperas a llegar a tu casa y leer arroz con pinga. ¿Vez al tipo de rojo? El tipo está cabrón, yo creo que vive en plaza o algo así porque se pasa ahi metido. Le tira a cuanta empleada de quiosco hay. Pero yo creo que eso se debe a que al cabrón no lo dejan entrar en las tiendas. Como se pasa gritándole a las tipas, le tiré la foto de lejito para que no me grite a mi. Ah el tipo baila y canta también. Es un fucking triple threat el payaso éste. Me tripea con cojones.


Ok. Seguí caminando por plaza y me topé con una madre lactando en el jodio mismo medio de Plaza! Y nadamás y nadamenos que en el muy bien elaborado quiosco de T-mobile, que es como el interior de un avión bien rosita y cafre. La pendejá es que la tipa se dió cuenta de que estaba tomando la foto y brincó de la silla. Los celulares se tardan demasiado para tomar una foto. Pero por cuestiones de disimulo tomé la foto anyways. Pero nada, ellas lucharon pa' que las dejaran dar teta por ahí así que entiendo está bien que les tome fotos.



Mano en serio, yo no recuerdo que hayan habido nacimientos en Plaza en el pasado. Ésto verdaderamente constituye una falta de respeto. El niñito manuel ahí en un nidito de paja y la gente comprando ipods, crocs y peluches bien pendejos y caros. A nadie le importa un carajo. ¿Y que pasó con las otras religiones? ¿Pal' carajo? CoñO mano tiren un budhita en la fuente o algo. Pongan imágenes de Mita en el suelo de los escalators, así todo el mundo lo pisotea! Llego a ser satánico yo y me voy pa' la puñeta por la ofensa. Una vieja me dijo que aquí es que cae la nieve. Si pepe, y el niñito manuel prefirió la mirra y el incienso sobre el oro.

Nuestra generación tuvo los ositos aquellos que se movían bien cabrón y creo que había hasta un santa que dormía y se movía la barriga como respirando. ¡Diablo puñeta! Los chamaquitos de hoy día tienen un laberintito que tiene modelos a escala de cosas de Puerto Rico como la casa de Bombas en Ponce. ¡Que mojón hay que comerse!
Aquí es donde hay que llevar a los animales para que hagan ejercicio un rato. No todo es McDonald's puñeta. Plaza caribe en Ponce tenía un carrousel, Plaza las Americas tiran tres chorreras Fisher Price y vámonos que es tarde.



Y hablando de animales. Éste poster está en una tienda de ropa de mujer. Increíble. Insultaera de clientes y to'.


28 comments:

Aslan said...

Gracias por tomarte el tiempo en desglosar todo lo fucked up de Plaza. 'Bout time somebody did! jajajaja

Jonmicol said...

gracias por el tour!! pa la proxima tira un video de los que trabajan en las tiendas tratando mal a la gente que les pide ayuda!!! eso esta fenomenal. en ponce en una tienda de zapatos le dije a uno de los empleados que estaba sentau que me buscara unos tenis size 10 y me miro to' encojonau porq se los pedi a el.....que cojones!

Nerdote said...

cuando te los entregó le hubieses dicho: "¿los podrás conseguir mas grandes? Es pa' que te los metas por el culo so vago!!!" Me encabronan los empleados aborrecidos. pa' aborrecido yo!

naguaboy said...

Pupilo gracias por la visita a naguaboy

saludos

Jonmicol said...

YOOO....me entere que mataron a uno por alli orita!!! Diantre mano...uno no uede ni ir a comprarle un jugete al nene pa las crijma' sin que un cabron o cabrona (pero lo mas probable cabron) este jartando a otro a tiro!!! Que mielda mano!!!

Nerdote said...

PR esta muy algarete.

Lyla said...

Gracias por recordarme que en realidad no me pierdo de mucho no yendo. :)

Luiyo said...

Te faltaron los goticos q estan en las escaleras al frente del cine!!! Esos si que se guillan.

Nerdote said...

los góticos me lactan el saco a mi!

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