Friday, January 30, 2009

Esta Pregunta me Perturba


Una pregunta: dado a las nenas tener la criquita tan cerca del culo ¿se pueden juntar el meau' y la caca antes de tocar base? Permítame explicar la base de mi teoría. Suponte que te estás dando una ducha y colocas la parte de atrás de tu cabeza debajo del chorro, pues va a haber un chorro que corre hasta la nariz y otro hasta la raja del culo. En otras palabras, el agua se desplaza a través del cuerpo. Suele desprenderse en bordes o esquinas repentinas; como la nariz, el codo o el bicho. Suponte también que chica "X" tiene un mojón atorau' (mitad del espécimen por fuera) y se pone a mear repentinamente. Pues si mis cálculos no me fallan, el meau pudiese alcanzar el mojón a través del desplazamiento corporal y correr hasta su punta, emprendiendo aqui su caída al inodoro. De éste fluído continuar por más de cinco segundos, el meau' puede acaparar la porción expuesta de mojón de tal manera, que sus ácidos descompondrán la fibra, creando una reaccón química que romperá el mojón liberando así a la chica de tener un trozito de caca asomau'. El cuerpo funciona de una manera cabrona y hay que amarlo por su perfección.

41 comments:

Virgen said...

si llegas a una conclusion sobre este tema me imagino que te daran un novel

O.A.J.Vélez said...

Es como que el cuerpo dijo "Juntos pero no revueltos....ok solo a veces"

Luiyo said...

Jajaja esa foto me recuerda a la vez q estabamos en casa de kikito y nos emborrachamos bn nasty y me dio con cagar y cuando me sente a cagar me dio con vomitar, cage y vomite simultaniamente como la tipa de la foto aparenta...afuego

Nerdote said...

Un nobel, un pulitzer, o coño por lo menos una plaquita que diga: "national hero"! Algo me tienen que dar!


OAJ, esto estuvo medio inspirado en los comentarios de la ciencia. Gracias

Luiyo la próxima vez q te pase algo asi, trata de documentarlo pq imagínate, con tan poca iniciativa no vas a llegar a ningún lado en la vida.

Jonmicol said...

Luiyo - yo le deseé ése mal a una cabrona que me tiene una bola hinchá. Pero yo quiero que le de churras crónicas en una discoteca y que la peste la haga vomitar a ella misma por cabrona que es! Solamente mi pensar!

Gajonauta said...

Si la tipa se pone a cagar en cuatro, sin doblar las rodillas y con el culo apuntando pa' arriba, tambien es posible que el mojon se deslice hasta la chocha y se moje con meao antes de caer al suelo.

Nerdote said...

Jajaja es claro. Coño mano las chicas de 2girls1cup deberían experimentar con eso.

Feto said...

hay q tomar en cuenta las exepciones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgNWisEriJw

Nerdote said...

BICHO ES! Eso es de un reality show o algo?

Mis Huellas said...

Loko pero hay que nominarte para un premio o una vaina. Fijate que no me habia dado a la tarea de decifrar esta teroria. Pero ya me la explicastes.

Loko guarda esa formula, presiento un dinero !!!!!!!! ja ja ja ja

Nerdote said...

dios de oiga

Jorge C said...

lol chente estas cabron

que ocurrencias las tuyas
jajajajaja

Nerdote said...

a la vista y a la orden cantueca!

La Niña Buena said...

Eres la onda nerdote... jajaja

la neta no se, yo no creo!

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