Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Ser Valiente

Esta tarde, mientras me limpiaba el culo, estornudé fuertemente. El estornudo ocurrió, literalmente mientras tenía mi mano derecha en la zona anal. Limpiándola bien duro. Mi mano izquierda es inútil y no pude tapar el estornudo con ella. Esa mano es solamente para escribir. La cosa es que el estornudo fue uno de esos que escupen tiritas de flema. Pero la tirita de este estornudo era bastante gruesa y todavía la sentía conectada a mi estómago. Traté de desprenderla haciendo "ggrrhhhh". El sonido ese que uno se tira antes de tirar un gargajo. La conección permanecía. La sentía en mi garganta fó.

Terminé de pasarme el papel por el culo y, para mi sorpresa, el papel con el cual me "limpié", estaba intacto. Aprecié el milagro mientras veia un pedazo de papel blanquito y magistral. Me contenté y balancié mis opciones. ¿Qué hacer con el cagaero de flema? ¡Pal' carajo! Me limpié toa' la cara y boca con el papel y hasta halé la flema con el papel. ¡AHORA ESTABA SUCIO! Salió una porción bastante larga de la tirita y hasta tenía trozitos de comida en ella. Reciclando y triunfando, todos ganaremos.

35 comments:

Feto said...
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Feto said...

jajajajajaja

cagaste por la boca (comidita y to, eso es caca)
y te limpiaste con papel de toile, lo mas cabrón

chente puñeta enseñame esos fokin trucos bioimposibles.

quiero sorprender a las chicas

Capitán Puñeta said...

Jajajajaja el cabron quiere impresionar a las tipas cagando por la boca?

De que se impresionan, se impresionan obligau!

Capitán Puñeta said...

Ya hice el post del bicho pero no lo he postiau. Por si aca, no vallas a postiar algo de lo mismo por que me voy a cagar en tu existencia.

pablo Lopez said...

Cagon...

Mark said...

jejej que cagon eres

j.darko said...

eso fue q hiciste como los de southpark q comian por el culo y cagaban por la boca... es mas saludable...

Nerdote said...

J.Darko: mi episodio favorito de south park de hecho...

Mark y pablo: Pero.... cagón? PQ? Por la comidita que defequé por la bocaa?? Bah!

Capita: eres una basura!

Nerdote said...

J.Darko: mi episodio favorito de south park de hecho...

Mark y pablo: Pero.... cagón? PQ? Por la comidita que defequé por la bocaa?? Bah!

Capita: eres una basura!

Capitán Puñeta said...

Cual es la necesidad de escribir la misma porqueria de comentario dos veces?

Es que no me equivoco cuando digo que tu eres un estiercol de ser humano. Tusa!

Digital Soldier said...

Debes d tratar lo del episodio d South Park!! Si hay una persona q pudiera tratar ese experimento eres tu!!!

Nerdote said...

Voy a hacer como Martha Stewart que se metió un pavo por el culo.

Ley La Terrorista said...

aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaahahah vete pal carajo south park es la ostia

y nerdote te pasaste el popo por tu cara wakiiiis!
ya no te besare el dia que Jesucristo hombre te cruze en mi camino. Piensalo eso no es triunfar no no noooo.

j.darko said...

jajajaja un pavo!

Lyla said...

No jodas que te pasaste el MISMO papel con el que te limpiaste el culo por la cara.

Nerdote said...

eso no es na'. Solamente tenía una gotita. Pero no era una gotita de caca. Más bien era una gotita de agua que había caído en la zona anal cuando el mojón creó un chapuzón y entonces me debe de haber caido una gotita en el culo.

Feto said...

esas son las mejores cagadas

las que despues de limpiarte, el papel esta tan limpio como para tratar una herida abierta

theblogmachine said...

Una vez tuve un estornudo de esos y le cayo a la laptop... :(

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