Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Pasatiempos, Teléfonos y Colas


Los seres humanos sí pueden tener colas. Chequeate: busca un mouse viejo y con cable. Ok, ahora; métetelo por el culo. Deja que el cable se quede guindando por ahí pa' fuera. ¡Listo! Ya tienes una cola. Pero cuidau' no te vayas a caer de fondillo, eso le pasó a Chuito y se le rompió el hueso fino del coxi bien duro. Eso duele un montón porque nadie se ha inventado un yeso pal' coxi. De más está decir que el mouse fue pérdida total.

Uno de mis pasatiempos favoritos es hacerle una pregunta a alguien sólo para mandarlo a callar justo cuando empiece a contestar. Trátalo. Te va a tripiar con cojones porque el prójimo se va a pasmar bien duro, y pasmar al prójimo tripea.

Sobre los números de teléfono. El puñetero area-code "787" es un estándar. Si alguien lo obvia al decirte su número, deberías asumir que lleva el prefijo "787". De no ser así, la persona comenzaría a decir su número, incluyendo el area-code correspondiente. Sin embargo, cada vez que alguien recita su número y obvia el prefijo, sentimos la welebichil necesidad de preguntar: "¿Siete ocho sieeeteee?" como tremendos pendejos.


85 comments:

Anonymous said...

fail

Anonymous said...

Para esta mierda mejor no escribas mano

Anonymous said...

cambiarle el orden a los párrafos no te va a ayudar, cara e' crica

Anonymous said...

939.555.5555

Nerdote said...

Claje' cabrón.

Mio~Mio said...

yo siempre digo 787....Como la gente es tan ignorante....

Winnely said...

JAAAAAAJAJA me rei mucho..

Nerdote said...

. . .dice la creadora de "Carlos Duty". Te quiero MIO MIO!!!!

Saludos.

Mio~Mio said...

Y el anónimo cabrón este q le pasa...Este lo cogen y le dan cachaflan rápido... Da la cara... PENDEJO...

Mio~Mio said...

Yo tambn te Quiero papa Suabe por ahi!

Yuly said...

de más está decir que el mouse fue pérdida total.

jajaja esa es la frase del post!

Anonymous said...

mio mio ballase a jugar carlos duty

Mio~Mio said...

Todavia esta en proseso creativo so lambon... e Ignorante es Mio~Mio!

RAPS said...

al que no le dio risa pues....que s emeta un mouse wireless pol culo ...

Ashley said...

www.

jeanqkii said...

Mio~Mio-> dejalo en su viaje el no juega ps3 todavia ta jugando SEGA!! vivaa! carlos duty y y la puta grabadora del voicemail.. wuju!

Anonymous said...

Jajajajaja mi mama al yo terminar de.leerle el parrafo del tel me dice , ese pendejito tiene toda la razon voy a ensenar la pagina de el en el trabajo Jajajajaja

jeanqkii said...

KLARO Anonimo me imagino ke erez un penepe de la puneta ke t raspas una puñeta kon la kara de rivera schatz. t das por el kulo kon tu sepillo de diente. y vas a la iglesia a konfesarte, NERDOTE! CN TEKLAS Y MONITOR AKI PA LO KE SEA

ricmanuel1988 said...

que se meta el magic mouse de apple a ver si le hace magia en el culo y le endera el hueso ese que se rompio

Nerdote said...

En serio esa pendejá se llama "el magic mouse"?? LOL

Anonymous said...

lo unico bueno fue la foto

Assassin said...

Cabron! Yo he sabido presumir esa pendeja del 787 y cuando llamo me sale una jodia puta llamada Maritere pidiendo bicho a toa boca.

El Blogiante said...

Hubo un tiempo que se usaba el 939 o no?

Anonymous said...

enserio cabron??? tas peor que Mio~Mio mano...

Mrliquidjcb said...

Kbron pero lo de 787 es pq no to lo area code son iguales, yo 100pre digo 939 o 787? Tu sabes pq soy un niño inteligente.
pero el mio es 939

Anonymous said...

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PUB 101 said...

bueno pero si no es 787, pues entonces si es adecuado decir "939", pero si no se dice nada, es bastante safe asumir q el area code es 787

fumorcilla said...

heloooouuuu, heeeelooouuuuu ???mira....este telefono es tu celu o el de tu casa?

Nerdote said...

Teléfono de casa?? ¿Qué carajues eso?

Anonymous said...

eso no existe huelebicho! tas mas atras que chin bum ban

DaniloM_W志竹olff0615 said...

缺少智慧,就是缺少一切..................................................

FUMORCILLA said...

ooooooh si ER TELEFONO DE CASA ES 969-969-6969......PERO EN VEZ DE LAMARME ... ME LO CHUPAS SOWELEBICHO!.

Chica Cam said...

Desde que el mouse es inalámbrico se ha perdido la posibilidad de usarlo como cola improvisada, aunque siempre se puede utilizar el cable usb de la camara de fotos. Eso sí, con cámara y todo. Y así de paso sacas unas instantáneas del cólon.

Nerdote said...

LOL

Coqueta said...

Entonces tu piensas que preguntar 787? es cosa de pendejos? Pues te dire que yo pense que era cosa de pendejos que no te digan el numero completo y te explico,

Con esto de los celulares, aca, cada quien tiene codigos de areas diferentes, y es super importante que los digan. Acabe de llegar de Puerto Rico y cada vez que me daban un numero, le preguntaba por el area code, entonces...
Me miraron como si fuera tonta...
Los mire como si fueran anormales...
Moraleja: Aprendi que tienen un solo codigo en la isla.
Cariños
Coqueta

sand(r)eces said...

Yo pensé que el yeso era pa sellar el hueso, no para el dolor. Pero tampoco nunca me metí un mouse ni me rompí un hueso. No he vivido nada.

BueleBichh!! said...

Si a una jeba le cabe el Mouse polel culo, cuando se lo mande por ahi va a sentir como si se lo soplara. Mi ex le tripiaba que le mamara ese huesito del coxi, lo que pasaba era que se me corria la lengua pal roto el culo y ahi giraba la cabeza como el exorcista y me hablaba como la jeba del vampiro asi bien beyaka. Se ponia friki seguida y yo guillau de ron jeremy!! La ostia es que si no le dices el cabron 787 a la gente como quiera te lo preguntan.. Buelebicho!!!

許泓v辛 said...

道歉是人類一定必要的禮節..................................................

Anonymous said...

welebichil? estamos en la vanguardia de la linguística bien cabrón.

fumorcilla said...

Mere las fotos espermatozoidica....son to la misma cara de Fico Fronte....ya fuckin stinking ass-hole !

jeanqkii said...

los otros dias le pedi el celular a una jeva y se me olvido poner 787 y borre el num pal karajo y eso del mouse taria mas kabron ke te penetrara el karador de tu puto selular wuelebicho i asii: 1ro tienes kola super kabron, 2do una sensacion kabrona kaminas komo vakero osea flow nuevo y 3ro kargas el puto selular pa poder markar el 787. ke disfruten todos su kolas kabrones WUJU ESOEZ.CABRON PUNTO.COM

Anonymous said...

Coqueta
so bicha
en la isla hay 2 codigos
esta el 787 y el 939

fumorcilla said...

mere llevo 5 dias viendo la puta esperma esa en mi PC......cambia la mielda esa ya pu~eta......ponte aunque sea un mojoncito pero no fuckin esperma to los fuckin dias, You goddam stinjkin piece ashit...fuckin cocksucker

文王廷 said...

Learning makes life sweet.......................................................................

Anonymous said...

el 939 existe tambien pendejo..

謝俊林奕宏宏 said...

Knowledge is a treasure, but practice is the key to it.................................................

fumorcilla said...

Mere cambie esta MIELDA ya....kbron quiero algo nuevo, ~~eettaa. Fuckin piece a shit, slimmy cock suking baterds

冰微 said...

Every moment of resistance to temptation is a victory.............................................................

DollWar said...

nerdote ponte a escribir si no quieres que yo te ponga el mouse de rabo!!!

Anonymous said...

I to you will remember it! I will pay off with you!

陳倩江陳倩江陳倩江 said...

我從來不認為不同意我的看法就是冒犯................................................

jodayin said...

fuck u dollwar

Anonymous said...

nerdote te amooooo........

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